thesaunderschild

  " I occasionally make porn . If I upload it somewhere, I will send you the links privately. LOL. "

 

" Some females deserve to get thumped. I mean, I know men shouldn't hit women on purpose and vice versa, but considering the way a lot of them act and dress themselves, why put up with their nonsense? 😉"  

" My court appointed supervisor thinks I fancy my dentist because I told her my life sucks. Did I ask her for relief while she was drilling my decayed tooth? No.  🙄 "

  "People just can't resist my sexual magnetism. When they get restraining orders against me, that's just them playing hard to get. "

  "I eat a balanced diet: If I can balance it on a fork, I'll eat it"

  "Sometimes I draw a face on my hand so that I can pretend to have a friend. We chat. Then we make out. Then we make love."