thesaunderschild

  "The best way to build up a following on YouTube is to delete your channel as soon as anyone subscribes"

  "I quite like it in prison. Full of like-minded potatoes."

  "I'm not a racist, but...."

  "Women are all misandrists. You want edivence? I send them creepy unsolicited messages and they block me!"

 "I have a very healthy diet, and exercise regularly."

 "I find the best way to woo someone is to hide in a bush near their home late at night and jump out at them when they pass.. Failing that bombard her social media with abuse from dozens of accounts. Gets 'em every time"

  "I self-identify as buysexual; I am a potato, so I need to buy it"

  "Resdidn't evuuul is the best game franchise ever, but only my headcannon version:  I hate every released version of it, and  I hate the people who play it, and  I hate the people who made it, and  I hate the people who talk about it.  Except me.  I am very clevur."

  "The polis are at the door! Where's the edivence?"

 "Well, aktchually, resdidn't eevul villuge is the best resdidunt eval "

  "Just because I say racist incel things doesn't make me a racist incel. I asked another racist incel on YouTube, and they agreed with me."